My brother -in- law sent this to me and it could be a little crude, but I could not stop laughing as I read through the names. It is sooooo immature, but a good laugh. (so hard I'm crying) Don't be surprised if I start calling you by your new names. (Jay, Dinky Farkletush....Emily O, Dorky Bubblebutt...Emily K, Dorky Chickendoodle.....Josie M, Snooty Dippindunkin...Amy W, Dinky Dippintush)
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdl e
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Thanks Brent for the email!